February 2010
15 posts
Once In A Lifetime
“You may find yourself the dictator North Korea, and you may ask yourself HOW DID I GET HERE?!”
Kim Jong Pimp
Dear leader enjoys the Einstein method when it comes to female companions; just buy a lot of the same.
January 2010
21 posts
Idi Amin?...
…The things Idi had to put up with when going on a beer run. Can a brotha’ live???!!!
Ringo?
Yassir!
Fidel & Elwood
“Four fried chickens and a Coke…And some dry white toast please.”
The old lady who lived in a shoe
c’mon, we all know who ran shit in the Philippines. BTW: What the fuck Bono?
Side kick shades
The dictator isn’t wearing sunglasses in this case, but homeboy in the blu-blockers deserves some shine. PS: don’t think i fell asleep on that bad -ass ensemble Saddam’s rockin’—DAMN!
Black Magic Momar
Here’s our boy doing his best Carlos Santanna impression.
Mission Impossible!
Sorry, i couldn’t resist…
Fransisco Franco
Fransisco Franco’s frames were a lil’ ill fitting, but Bono best better give Franco his propers!
Omar Al-Bashir
When he is not committing genocide and other atrocities in Darfur, Omar kicks back with his Charles Nelson Reilly’s, drinks Millet beer, and dreams of one day winning American Idol
Daniel my brother....
Daniel Ortega was a K-Mart dictator with fake Carerra’s. I think he played Sonny and Crocket’s boss? nonono, he’s in the new Battlestar Galactica.
Augusto PinoCHIC
During 16 years Chile was held hostage by this coldhearted son of a gun. Sociopath? absolutely, but this motherfucker had Tom Ford Beat with his fly ass shades a good 35 years
APPEARING THIS FALL: CSI MOSCOW
“It would appear Mr. Oligarch that your payments to me are….STALIN
YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
BOBBY MUGABE
“Nownow citizens, i know you’re all starving, and Imma let you finish, but MY SHADES ARE THE BEST OF ALL TIMES!!!!”
Intellectual Hipster Dictator
Castro was rockin’ Photochromatic stuntas’ long before the L7’s. Now you can see this look anywhere in Willimasburg; INCLUDING the dude on the horse for irony
Desert Fox: Cazal swagger
Yo, when you runnin’ shit in the desert, corny ass goggles aren’t gonna do. The Desert fox had a rep. to maintain! Note the pimp ass rock up on the hat to show how he do!
Take It To The Limit!
Hey Mang! dont think for a MINUTE that Muammar doesn’t make it “Miami fly” style to official events.
Whos that man in the Foster Grants?
awwwwyeah bitches. Muammar al-Gaddafi in the houze! and you KNOW underneath that nike boat hat rests a FULL head of hair teaming with relaxer…damn that Libyan sun!!!!
the mac daddy
in order to begin this, i must pay homage to the P.Diddy of all brutal thug dictators; dear leader Kim Jong ILLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.
His vintage Correges sunglasses may be fake, but God damn does he wear them with straight up stilo!